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Margo Guidance

Thousands of people a year wait outside apartment buildings in Cleveland Park to be picked up and taken to dim sum establishments. Unfortunately, many of these people mistakingly board the wrong vehicles and are later spotted in various sordid locations, including steak houses. To help you avoid this fate, I am providing this information to assist you in identifying the correct vehicle and driver on Sunday.

Car: The vehicle I will be driving looks like this.

Shoes: I may choose between these two pairs. Beware of imposters who look identical but wear different shoes. If uncertain, request the secret handshake.

Pants: Don't leave home without them.

Shirt: Long sleaves, short sleaves, oh the choices.

Hat: I may wear this

or this

or this